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Detroit native, Dry Bar Comedy alum and Star Search $100,000 WINNER Horace H.B. Sanders visits First Sundays to record an album and a comedy special - and subsequently rocks the house becoming a First Sundays favorite.

She hilariously thought she had this problem with her Jeep. The young woman was deeply concerned about her vehicle, believing this issue would cause her a lot of trouble. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she believed was wrong with her Jeep, and what she did after learning of the problem. For most people, having a vehicle is a necessity. So, it would only logically make sense that vehicle maintenance is a must for everyone, too. What other conclusion could anyone come to but that? Making sure your ride is in tip-top shape is part of being an adult. Its just one of those many obligations and responsibilities that we all know, but do not necessarily love. Now, because we rely on our vehicles to get us from Point A to Point B, discovering anything wrong with them is one of the worst things in the world. We immediately get that awful sinking feeling in our stomach, and we're thinking about how were going to survive until its fixed and also about how much the repair will cost. Hopefully, it doesnt drain our bank account too much. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman is told by a man behind the camera that she has an issue with her Jeep. He tells her that, unfortunately, her tires are upside down. I have bad news, he tells her. I drove your Jeep, and one of your tires is upside down. One of the tires is upside down! she says with absolute panic and dread on her face. The horror! Whatever will she do? Hopefully, you understand that this isn't actually a thing and that hes playing a joke on her. Instead of stopping to consider the absurdity of what he just told her, she runs outside and checks her tires. Sadly, she determines that the tire is, in fact, upside down. I dont know how you fix something like that, she states. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband shared a hilarious word of caution when praying. He asked the Lord for something, and He delivered. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the husband prayed to the Lord for, and also why He is now urging others to exercise caution when communicating with the Creator of the universe. Prayer is powerful, and easily the most important thing a follower of Christ can do. Yes, reading and studying the Bible and gathering with a family of fellow believers are good and necessary things, but none of them will ever top praying to the Lord God Almighty. Gods Word, and more specifically, Jesus Christ, stresses the importance of prayer. He told His disciples when, where and how to pray. He even provided an example of a prayer, The Lords Prayer, which most people can recite entirely from memory. So, its impossible to undersell how crucial it is to pray to the Lord daily, to communicate our needs, wants, hopes, desires and fears to Him. However, when praying, it is important to be specific. While He knows whats on our hearts and minds even before we come to Him, its necessary to vocalize those requests, needs, fears or whatever the case may be. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband also shared why its important to be specific when talking to Him. Years ago, I got down on my hands and knees, I said, Dear Lord, please send me somebody that is right, that is right, he said. And I wasnt specific. So, now, God, He sent me someone so right that Ive never been more wrong. I havent had a chance in my life, since shes come into my life to be right. Later in the clip, he says his wife is so right all the time that everything he says, does and thinks is wrong. Everything I say is wrong, he said. Everything she says is right. Every place she goes is right. Every place I go is wrong. Any thought I have is wrong. Any thought she has is right. Hilariously, before the clip ends, she adds that he may not even be correct about his assertion that she is always right and he is constantly wrong. Mark 11:24 For this reason, I say to you, Whatever you make a request for in prayer, have faith that it has been given to you, and you will have it.

Derrick Stroup believes that the crockpot is the ADHD persons best friend. The comedian says that the crockpot was created for those who have trouble paying attention and staying on task. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear why Derrick Stroup is perfect for someone with ADHD. There is an endless array of distractions in our world. Unfortunately, we all carry the biggest one with us 24/7, 365 days a year. People are basically unable to go anywhere or do anything without their cell phones. If they, God forbid, were to become separated from their devices for any period of time, most would not know how to function. At this point, our cell phones have become extensions of our hands. They rest constantly in our palms as we check this app, then that app, and finally this other app. Of course, nothing has changed since we last checked it, which was five minutes ago. But those screens have become too difficult to stay away from, likely stealing away our focus and attention from more important, pressing needs. However, if you have trouble staying focused and on task, there is an appliance for you, according to Derrick. In a clip posted on YouTube, the popular comedian says the mighty crockpot is perfect for those with ADHD who also enjoy cooking. Now, you wouldnt think that ADHD and cooking would go hand-in-hand, but as Derrick states, you would be very wrong. He added that he got heavily into crockpots, even reaching the point where he was running four or five at a time. I couldnt believe that they invented something that I could forget about, and absolutely nail, he said. He added that with him having ADHD, everything has been built against him, but not crockpots. He added that they are made for us ADHD people. He said he has gotten compliments on his crockpot cooking, and when asked for his secret recipe, he admits it includes a lot of forgetfulness. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent knows the embarrassment of their child being way too honest. This is a situation that, unfortunately, moms and dads know all too well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this mother create instances that would immediately result in overwhelming embarrassment for every parent if their child were to say these things. Honesty is the best policy, as it has been said many times. That is true, we should be open and upfront with one another. No one wants to be lied to or even, for the most part, associated with someone who has a problem with the truth. Becoming known as a liar is a deep, long-lasting reputational stain that is hard to remove and overcome. Now, its possible to be completely honest with someone while doing so delicately and with care, and with consideration for their feelings. Simply blurting out the unfiltered truth, without regard for others feelings, can do a lot of damage. Often, someone who acts this way, saying what everyone else is thinking, does so for shock value or hoping to hurt others intentionally. Much like a known liar, no one wants to be around that type of person. Children have not developed the ability to be honest with others while using tact and discernment. They say exactly what crops up in their minds, and, as parents know, this can make for extremely awkward and cringeworthy moments in which you wish you could disappear. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother recreates some of these moments that would be completely embarrassing. Ooh, Mom, it smells like moldy towels in here, she said. What? Hey, whats all them bumps on your face? she added. My momma said you cant stay cause she dont like you, she said. Aunt Linda, you got a baby in your belly? she said. Cause it looks big. Those are only a handful of truly laugh-out-loud comments the woman makes. Hopefully, they are not coming from her personal experience. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

You wont believe the surprising location this man picked to propose. The young man revealing the location of his marriage proposal even had the comedian, Michael Jr., cracking up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear where this young man chose to propose to his now-wife. Marriage is a big step for every couple and should not be entered into lightly, without much prayer and careful consideration. Its a promise to remain with that person till death do you part, regardless of what situations or circumstances may come up. Standing at the altar, exchanging those vows and saying, I do, is a moment that will forever change your life. However, before walking down the aisle and exchanging vows, one small, yet extremely significant thing must happen. Of course, its the proposal, where the young man asks the young woman to be his wife. Typically, how one does this and where are extremely well thought out, with a lot of planning, time and effort going into that big moment. Some people may choose to pop the question in a park or at the location of the first date. Others, as the YouTube clip demonstrates, may even decide to ask the question at a favorite restaurant. In the video, Michael asked a young man in the audience whether he was married, how long and then asked how he popped the question. How did you propose to her? Michael asked. At her favorite restaurant, the young man revealed, as he started laughing. Which is what? Michael responded. China River Buffet, the audience member said. His unexpected answer prompted laughter from everyone in the room, including the comedian on stage. Sure, it may have been a hilariously unexpected spot, but if it was special to them, that is all that really matters. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

This comedians company-specific jokes will have you rolling with laughter. The funnyman Don McMillan uses humor to highlight issues we have all experienced with these massive, recognizable companies. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Dons side-splitting jokes and witticisms about Microsoft, ATT, Apple and others. Most Businesses strive, or at least should, to provide the best, most efficient customer service possible. Making and keeping their customers happy is the key to ensuring repeat business. Of course, this is a win-win for everyone. The customers get great service, and those companies stay in business and keep people employed. However, what happens when those once-small businesses merge with their competitors and become massive conglomerates? We all know what happens, having seen this story many times before. The product becomes subpar, but curiously, the price significantly increases. Also, the customer service suffers and quickly goes downhill. But what do they care? They have a large, almost monopoly-sized share of the market. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don shares a handful of knee-slappingly funny jokes about some companies we all know. His jokes, in addition to being hilarious, are also spot-on because they describe situations weve know and have experienced in our dealings with them and their products. In the opening moments of the clip posted on YouTube, Don states that he was contacted by Time Warner Cable to host some kind of show for them. His response to them was hysterical. They said, We have an awards ceremony. Can you be here at 8 oclock on Friday? Dan recalled. I said, Ill be there between 8 and 11. Then, I showed up at 10:58. Next, he recalled a time when he did a show for Microsoft that did not go over quite so well. He said that at some point during his act, he announced that an update was available, and he needed to reboot, then left the stage. Those are only a couple of the jokes he tells that will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian showed that he and his wife shop differently, and she had the perfect response. The funnyman Don McMillan went to great, truly funny lengths to document how he and his wife handle the task of shopping in very contrasting ways. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see just how different he and his wife are when it comes to shopping, and to hear how his wife responded to his findings. Shopping is, without a doubt, one of the worst activities that human beings have to do. Yes, I understand that its necessary and must be done to ensure survival, especially grocery shopping (the worst kind). But shopping is one task that I absolutely dread doing, and Im sure Im not the only one. On the rare occasions when I must enter a store or a shopping mall, I like to complete the task as quickly as possible. Before even going in, I know exactly what Im after, where its sold and approximately how much cash I will have to shell out to obtain those items. That way, time spent shopping is kept to a minimum, and I can be on my way to something much better than shopping. Apparently, Don and I have similar shopping styles. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said he knows what he wants, gets in and out, and hes done. His wife, on the other hand, takes a much different approach, which he hilariously documents for the entire audience to see. Her shopping path is a bit more extensive, with several more detours, turns, spins and pit stops. However, the best, most hilarious part of the entire clip is how she responded to his findings. She claimed to be a more efficient shopper than he. That couldnt be correct, right? Well, numbers dont lie, and her statement turned out to be right. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

All parents will relate to these hilarious mealtime struggles. Moms and dads know that, at times, getting their youngster to eat can be a battle, where both sides refuse to give an inch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see situations that parents know all too well recreated in hilarious, spot-on fashion. Eating, consuming vitamins and nutrients, is necessary for survival. Thats not some kind of earth-shattering or groundbreaking discovery or statement. Its a simple fact that everyone knows and understands to be true. If you eat, you will stay alive, but if you go without eating or drinking for an extended period of time, eventually death will move in and take over. While all of that is common knowledge, trying to get that across to a child can be, at times, like pulling teeth. Every parent knows that every child goes through phases when they do not want to eat anything, or at least anything you provide for them. They will give any and every excuse why they cannot or will not eat this or that, no matter how nonsensical and flawed their reasoning might be. A clip posted on YouTube recreates scenarios that all parents know all too well. The mother presents her child with a variety of snacks, and every single time, without fail, the child, also played by the woman, gives a reason why the food is unacceptable to them. Most of the youngsters responses to the food laid out for them are absurd and make absolutely no sense. But again, that is nearly every child when they reach this extremely picky stage. Perhaps a child being picky about what they will and won't eat is a way for them to assert themselves and develop independence. Whatever the case may be, it is incredibly infuriating for every parent. Just eat the food! 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all for the glory of God.

This comedian thought his car had been stolen and then this happened. The funnyman was certain that he had been the victim of grand theft auto, but upon second thought, that might not have been the case. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedian talk about the time when he thought that this car had been stolen. The world is often a dark and scary place. People are not always the kindest to one another. In fact, many people have the ability to inflict a surprising amount of pain on each other, and most of the time, its done for no other reason than just because they can. Simply look at the news and social media to witness this type of behavior in action. Because we do live in a sin-filled and fallen world, well experience painful and horrible situations. Bad things will happen to us for no other reason than that its because of the sad, depraved state of humanity. So, when people ask, Why do bad things happen to good people? That is why, and Jesus even answered this in Matthew when He said, His sun gives light to the evil and to the good, and He sends rain on the upright and on the sinner. While bad things do happen to everyone, a comedian in a YouTube clip thought his vehicle had been stolen. That is, of course, a bad thing, but he was, as he soon found out, hilariously mistaken. I called the police, he said. I told them the church I was at. I told them someone has stolen my car. After hanging up with the police, he made what he described as the most important call of all to his wife to explain the situation to her. She responded in a way that he did not see coming. She said, Ken, I dropped you off at church, he recalled his wife saying. I said, Come and get me! She said, I will as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car! John 16:33 I have said all these things to you so that in me you may have peace. In the world, you have trouble, but take heart! I have overcome the world.

John Crist on MLB team mascots will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has a unique and hilarious bit about some strange mascots in Major League Baseball and offers possible name changes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what team name John has a problem with and what he would change them to if he could. It's been said that there isnt anything more American than apple pie and baseball. Like a lot of sayings and adages, Id challenge the validity of the claim being made in that statement. What about those people who arent fans of either of those things? How about someone who likes apple pie but not baseball, or vice versa? Are they somehow not as American as someone who does like apple pie and baseball? Either way, many people enjoy baseball, Americas pastime (something else I would argue that isnt necessarily true). They love going out to those delicately and intricately manicured fields to watch their favorite player or team, and if they dont win, well, then its a shame. Hey, but even if they do lose, at least you still have that box of crackerjacks, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, John lists several gripes about Major League Baseball. Specifically, his complaints concern a couple of the teams names. As he states, they are strange and completely out of left field (pun intended) and do not invoke any kind of fear in their opponent. We lost the Indians, John says. We lost the Indians. Whats the Indians new mascot? Does anybody know? The Guardians. Cleveland Guardians? Yall know what a guardian is? A guy who goes, Be home by 10 p.m., and you go, Shut up, youre not my real dad. Later in the video, he mentions another team with a rather lame and uninspiring mascot and offers up a suggestion for what they might consider changing it to. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Erica Rhodes hilariously proved that TV is dead. Its becoming clearer every day that, by and large, people do not watch television anymore. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see how this comedian inadvertently showed that people are not watching television. For the last several years, its been said repeatedly that more and more people are cutting the cord and that television is on its last legs. Nowhere has this been more apparent than in local television news stations. Who wants to watch a television broadcast at a specific time when you can go online and get the very same news hours before the newscast airs? Instead of watching television, everyone has turned to streaming. Those popular streaming platforms, of course, allow people to watch what they want when they want. The user is in control of the schedule, and who doesnt want that? They dont have to wait for a specific time or wade through annoying, poorly made commercials. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica, during her stand-up routine, asked one simple, straightforward question and inadvertently showed that no one was watching television. I was recently on Americas Got Talent, thats true, she said. Yeah! Thank you! Did anyone see it? When she asked the audience if anyone saw her appearance on Americas Got Talent, things got real quiet real fast. You literally could have heard a pin drop. No one made a sound. Erica, in response to the audiences unexpected reaction, told a series of hysterical jokes about how people are no longer watching television. If you didnt think TV was dead before, now we know, OK? she said. Even my friends were like, How do we watch it? I was like, Its on TV. Theyre like, Where? Wheres TV? Its on the thing. How do we sign up? Do you have to download something? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians first shift as a garbage man will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Charlie Berens, tried his hand as a sanitation worker, picking up trash for the city of Milwaukee, but things did not go well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why Charlies time as a sanitation worker will likely be quite short. Starting a new job is both an exciting and anxiety-filled situation. Everyone wants to get off on the right foot, impressing their new co-workers with their skill and knowledge, hoping to show others why they were hired. Also, there is a pretty significant fear that we wont impress others, and that they may even question how we managed to get the position. Of course, there are things we can do to make sure things get off on the right foot. For starters, showing up to work on time is simple, but it shows that we respect the job and everyone elses time. No one wants to work with someone who is chronically late. Also, adhering to the rules and workplace etiquette will go a long way toward earning others respect. However, those are just two of the many things Charlie had difficulty with during his first shift as a garbage man. Luckily, Charlies time as a Milwaukee sanitation worker was caught on camera, and that skit was posted on YouTube. Moments into his first shift, Charlie was already a major disappointment as a garbage man. So, Charlie showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next half hour apologizing for it, Derek, an actual garbage man, said. Yeah, I got a touch of the Catholic guilt, Charlie said. My motto is Say sorry first, figure out why later. From that point forward, things went from bad to worse for Charlie. He was told that anything in the trash cans had to be thrown away, but he kept finding things that he wanted to take home. By the end of his shift, he had a nice little collection of items. Hey, whats one mans trash is another mans treasure, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A teacher included some hilarious and relatable email sign-offs in his sent messages. Its likely that, to many educators and those who work in other fields, they will completely understand where he is coming from. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how the teacher chose to end his emails. Where would we be without the ability to communicate? Wed be in a very different place, thats for sure. Relationships, and really, everything else, would be much more challenging, if not impossible, without some way to talk to each other. Likely, wed probably all be sitting around staring at one another, trying to figure out somehow to express our thoughts and feelings. Thankfully, we do have the ability and the means to express ourselves. In fact, we have seemingly endless ways to tell and show someone how we feel at any given moment. Technological advancements have made instant communication possible and something we take for granted. We can send text messages, and if someone does not respond within a couple of minutes, we get a little agitated. But thats one of the many forms of communication people use on a daily basis. A clip posted on YouTube captures a teacher using another form of communication to get his point across. At the end of each email, the teacher writes, he comes up with a unique email sign-off that accurately expresses what hes feeling and thinking at the moment. Most of them mention how exasperated and overwhelmed he is at the time. He types up several truly hilarious ones, with some of the best ones being crying in my car, fighting the good fight, sent with 47 tabs open and with stress and concern. Which ones were your favorite and had you laughing out loud? Of course, these dont just apply to teachers, but to everyone, as we can all relate to the state of mind and situations that might lead someone to write those statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

Derrick Stroup thinks Kansas is the best place for prisons. The popular funnyman believes that the Sunflower State should be home to all of the countrys correctional facilities, and his reason why is hysterical. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Derrick thinks everyone currently behind bars should be in a facility located in Kansas. The United States of America, as its been said many times before, is a nation of laws. These pieces of legislation specifically mention what is and wasnt permissible. Now, depending on the location in the country, the laws and ordinances may vary slightly. But for the most part, they are uniform. Now, when those laws are not adhered to, there are consequences for those who break them, most of the time, anyway. Of course, those repercussions could very likely, depending on the severity of the offense, include spending some time behind bars in one of the countrys many prisons, which are located in several states. However, Derrick says Kansas is the perfect place for all of the countrys prisons. While some Kansas residents might feel differently, Derrick, in a clip posted on YouTube, provides his hysterical rationale for thinking the Sunflower State is ideal for prisoners. Kansas is the flattest place Ive ever been, he said. I mean, it really is. I do feel like every prison in the country should be in Kansas. You could watch an inmate run away all weekend. Later in the clip, Derrick imagined what guards in a Kansas prisons watchtower talk about whenever they see a prisoner manage to escape from the correctional facility. The guards, as Derrick imagines, wouldnt take any action but would instead watch to see what the inmate does. Eventually, the escaped convict would realize there is nothing in the plains of Kansas and eventually make their way back to the prison themselves. Hebrews 13:3 Keep in mind those who are in chains, as if you were chained with them, and those who are in trouble, as being yourselves in the body.

This woman hilariously demonstrates what can and often does happen when a Southern mom gets in the drive-thru line. Her comments and reactions will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how mothers in the South are likely to react when its their turn to place their order in the drive-thru at a fast-food restaurant. We could all do better to eat less fast food and consume a healthier, more nutritious diet. While it might hit the spot at times, its not exactly the healthiest food in the world. Nevertheless, picking up dinner from McDonalds or from Burger King on the way home can often be the most efficient, convenient way to feed that family. After deciding where to pick up dinner, several other major questions must then be answered. Most importantly, of course, is figuring out what everyone wants to eat. This, as every parent knows, can be absolute chaos and be enough to push the most sane, well-adjusted person to the brink. Everyone has to have this without that, or that without this. Then what happens if the order you receive is incorrect? Do you head back to the restaurant, or do you head home with the erroneous order? In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother answers all these questions in the most hilarious way. The drive-thru even pushes and tests this Southern mothers resolve, especially when it comes to her precious sweet tea. Placing the order for everyone in the car is a high-pressure situation that can cause people to break and buckle. The kids often struggle to articulate what they want to eat. At the same time, you have the person on the other end of the microphone demanding your order, and if that wasnt enough, the other drivers are waiting behind you, looking to place their order, too. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.